thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

(via psyducked)

"Welcome to film. For the next two hours, explosion and kiss. Phone is unpleasant to the fellow dreampassengers. Eat the tortured corn please."

@Direlog (via nevver)

(via sleepyforestwalks)

Drew Barrymore, early 90s

Drew Barrymore, early 90s

(Source: 80s-90s-supermodels, via folkmessiah)

don’t name (or know the name of) something you’re going to eat kill later

(Source: alreadygivenmefleas, via cstaley1997)

ironychan:

moriarty:

IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

Look at the actual painting, though.  Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?

ironychan:

moriarty:

IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

Look at the actual painting, though.  Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?

(Source: rogers-and-stark, via laughbitches)

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via lickanicecreamcone)

“I don’t want other people to decide who I am. I want to decide that for myself. I want to avoid becoming something too styled and too ‘done’ and too generic. You see people as they go through their career and they just become more and more like everyone else.”

I don’t want other people to decide who I am. I want to decide that for myself. I want to avoid becoming something too styled and too ‘done’ and too generic. You see people as they go through their career and they just become more and more like everyone else.”

(Source: ewatsondaily)

sofapizza:

bitterboob:

i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try

get down mr. president

sofapizza:

bitterboob:

i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try

get down mr. president

(via pricklylegs)

poppunklovesongs:

knee-say:

"I loved you, always.”

going to comment a little on this game: the overseeing voice talks as if it owns you, and defies your free will. if you follow its orders, you are praised, and the worldview becomes sharper and more detailed. if you don’t, you are chastised, and the world becomes more vague and difficult to navigate, but also more colourful and loud. it’s odd, and sort of eerie, but definitely interesting. take it as you will.

(via genoshaisforlovers)

newjerseykannushi:

I went into Prison School thinking it’d be a dumb fanservice manga. Instead what I got was a window into my soul. 

(via korraisnottan)